Cooking With Riniculous
October 30th, 2007
If you know Riniculous, thats me, then you know that I can cook like a mother fucker. If I invite you over for dinner, don't bring your special lady freind, cus my cooking with give her lake pants. Lately I have been going nutz with the slow cooked shredded bbq pork. Here are a couple of recent creations:
Chili Pork Pizza
Step 1: Make a big pot of chili in your Crockpot.Step 2: Put your dick in the box
Step 3: Cook a huge ass pork roast in Crockpot with bbq sauce, diced onion, garlic and mucho spices for a long ass time (20 hours)
Step 4: Mix up some pizza dough. I like the box of Jiffy Pizza Dough, its super cheap, easy and good enough
Step 5: Use the chili as the pizza base, then top it with the pork, some mozzarella, and vegis (jokeing about the vegis)
Step 6: Bake it, then blow your fucking mind
Twice Porked Potato Muffins
Step 1: Make/Use the pork from aboveStep 2: Bake a couple of large potatoes
Step 3: Mash them up in a bowl (skins included)
Step 4: To to potatoes mix in: sour cream, salt, pepper, shredded cheese of your choice, a bunch of the pork, little bit of butter and maybe an egg or two (make them cook up firmer)
Step 5: Scoop the mixture into muffin pans. I use the silicon no stick ones, so I don't need the muffin papers, but don't forget those if you need them
Step 6: Put a pinch of pork on top of each muffin (or don't, i don't care)
Step 7: Bake them at 400 for another 15-20 mins... ya know brown on top
October 30th, 2007 at 01:46 PM Mmmm...pork muffins. Who ever thought they'd say that line, eh?
October 30th, 2007 at 07:48 PM Yummm...twice porked & baked, always good. You will make a super spouse one day when you grow up. Keep cookin! Ohh... I like "lake pants" when I'm eating pork, yuck!
November 24th, 2007 at 05:41 PM I cut my dick upon inserting into the box.