Hobolouges San Francisco Edition
October 3rd, 2009
3 in the morning outside of a pizza shop in the mission
Hobo selling papers: Hi, Whats ur name?
Girl (lying): Suzy
Hobo: My names Slater
Me: Like AC Slater
Hobo: Or like Kelly Slater, Hes a skater. I’m Slater not perpetrator.
Hobo: Do you have a penny?
All of us: No
Hobo: (Giving us each a penny) As long as you got one cent, then you’ll never be broke.
Me: Still kinda broke
Hobo: Slater Not Perpetrator. Give me some lov (we fist bump)
Hobo: Pinkies for the ladies. (extending pinking) Slater not perpetrator
They locked pinkies and gazed into each other’s eyes, then we went our seperate ways
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