May 28th, 2009

I only have one more day left in Argentina. Its fall time here and its starting to get cold. But thats not stopping Jackson from dragging his tiny mattress onto the balcony and sleeping there, that dude is bonkers. So its time for me to make like a bird and hop on a bus heading north, where the weather is still warm. So tomorrow, after our retro Jackson, Elena and I will be making a mad dash for the bus station and then for the Brasilian border. For Jackson’s sake I hope there are no drug dogs, don’t need to repeat the Chilean Airport scene. The buses here are awesome, free booze and the seats go all the way down (Super Cama). We’ll wake up here:

I’ve had a great time in BA and I would like to give:

+1 shout outs to:

• My Client (to remain nameless)
  • Couldn’t do it without you
  • See you in 2 weeks
• Maria Sol, my beautiful Spanish teacher
  • aprendido mucho en quatro semanas
• Marcela
  • Super crazy righteous Porteno babe
  • Thanks for being a super shredder
  • And getting us reservations with your awesome spainish
  • Shame on you for doing half my homework, when i wasn’t watching
• Todas las veinte anos chicas
  • Thanks, you’ll all have a special place in my heart

Middle Fingers

• Waiter who stole my hat
  • I’m going to fuck you up
• Dude at hostel who stole my nike jacket
  • also about to get fucked up
  • good luck with that unibrow
• Neighbors who called the cops on us
  • You are old and soon will be dead
    • Because I am going to fuck you up
• Website lady who called the cops on jackson
  • your a kook, fuc you
• Coat check lady who stole Elena’s sweater
  • Your a hook mouth
• Argentine Railroads
  • You sux
• Babies
  • You are ugly and annoying
  • Shut up
  • Grow the fuck up and be quite doing it